About
I’m going to cry tears of sweet, sweet joy if the text on the actual webpage changes after making these edits. This is my first foray into moderate web design since the early 90’s when things were still ridiculous, just…different. Please also note the kick-ass header. Because I DESIGNED IT all by myself and it took a freakin’ lifetime. Don’t look to hard at it, though. Pretty excited about this webpage (and the unexpected bonus of having an incredible email address associated with it). Can’t believe the domain wasn’t taken.